Thoughts and Quotes

Thoughts and Quotes

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I

look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of

their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of

work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is

better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish

and worry about my liver."

--by Jack Handy

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.

-- Ian L. Fleming

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,

that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

--Frank Sinatra

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his

fools.

--Ernest Hemingway

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

--W.C. Fields

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

--Henny Youngman

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

--Stephen Wright

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

--Benjamin Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.

Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does

not go nearly as well with pizza.

--Dave Barry

You can't be a Real Country unless you have A BEER and an airline-it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER.

--Frank Zappa

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.

-- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked the secret of a long and happy life

Grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our Maker and glory to His bounty by learning about … BEER!

-- Fryer Tuck, from the movie Robin Hood

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

-- Frank Lloyd Wright

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

-- Aristotle Onassis

Why should I worry about my weight? My body is just a vehicle for my brain, and my brain deserves a smooth, luxurious ride.

-- Dick Solomon, "Third Rock From the Sun"